Drunk In the Club

Everybody who's ever been out to a club on a Thursday, Friday, Saturday or even a Sunday night (still can't figure out how people

go clubbing on a Sunday night) have all had their drunk in the club experience after one too many cups or bottles of brown juice or

light juice(that's dark liquor or light liquor)

These type of experiences include those of having a person spill their drink on you, your drink being knocked out of hand by

another drunk person and my favorite one of them all Is making out with the ugliest person in the club I've both been a victim as

well as a witness, oh wait of course i cant forget the usual misunderstanding and occasional fight.

I recently went out to the club on Saturday night, i was intentionally going to M2 ultra lounge until they started talking some

guest list only shit...yeah i winded up going down the block to another club called prominant its right next to the shadow night

club. long story made short I had a great time!

The crowed was a nice mature crowed the place wasn't over crowded or anything like that, some where after the light juice

and shot of patron i was drunk out of my mind and i started to notice things (for some reason i seem to notice a lot more

when I'm drunk than when I'm sober).

One of the things that i noticed was that all drunk people know who's sober and who's drunk in the club for some reason

second thing i notice and that being drunk in the club and trying to mack to a girl for some reason turn into a confessional

i don't know why this happens it just does,

I start talking to this fine ass shorty and long story made short shes talking about having a eight year old daughter and how

shes in school and how her daughter like this type of name brand clothes etc...

Just great a confessional that I did not need to hear under the influence of light juice and patron, so i said to the lady

"look I'm trying to get with you not your daughter!" long story made short..i don't think I'll be talkin to her again.

Inconclusion we've all had our drunk in the club experiances, some where good and some where bad either way its always

winded up as one for the memories books.