Friday, July 9, 2010

Heat waves,Futbol, Blown calls and Over Hype summer part1

Welcome back readers! welcome back to my blog spot, I know that it has been a while since my last post but you have to

forgive me, I've been feeling a little frustrated with this weather that we've been having.




Just Like I warned in one of my earlier blogs we are experiencing aggravation heat (aka Nigga heat) and if you thought that you

were the only one who figured out a way to avoid this overbearing heat surge, you my friend were wrong.













So with that said, if you haven't gone out by now and purchased one of these by now








I highly recommend that you do so ASAP before the next heatwave roll back around your stuck looking like this.





So now we move onto our next topic at hand and that would be the newest trend and if your like me glued to your television

sweating half of your body weight off then you know what I'm talking about.






Ladies and gentlemen futbol has invaded the United states. Now I said futbol as in soccer Not football! same name different

spelling different sport get it straight.











I'll be the first to admit that I've never really been a fan of futbol only because I've never really had any interest in the sport

but since Fifa2010 has swept the nation this summer(they've only had every game on T.V) I decided to check out one of the

on T.V. However some one should have warned us newcomers to the club of futbol that the fans and spectators have a certain

way of watching this sport. These ways include a lot of yelling "Gooooooooal!!!!!!" chants for your country and then there's these

things!





The proper term for these annoying horns that create a loud buzzing beehive sound are called "Vuvuzela". While i am

not the type of person to discriminate against other peoples culture or religions I will say this, these horns should never be

allowed inside of any stadium inside the united states or outside of any third world country!

If they can get rid of the buzzing sound then maybe I'll tune in again next year and who know I may even join a country,

what team does this guy play for again?






And while we are on the subject of sports, this summer must be the summer of blown calls. This seems to be a growing trend

in sports this summer, first in baseball










And then in Fifa




Real sports fans know what a blown call means in game. A blown call in a game (for all you non sports fans) changes the

whole aspect of a game, losers become winners, the tides turn, pressures go up, tempers flare, every heart in the arena gets

crushed all over one bad call from one official whom for what ever reason either ignored on purpose or just suddenly lost his

vision (and his mind in some case) on what should have been a call for your favorite team.


In conclusion now that Lebron James has broken every New Yorker, Chicago, Cleveland fans heart and is now one of the most

hated men in sports for joining this club and





Since I'm not a fan of Lebron or the Miamai heat the only thing that this writer will look forward to is the highlights on

sportscenter









With that all said, I hope you all enjoyed reading this blog post as much as i enjoyed writing it, Leave your comments where

ever you can, til next time avoid the heat waves!!!!

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

R.I.P MIchael Jackson The King Of Pop

Friday June 25th will forever be remembered as the day that the world as well as the music landscape changed. Its a day when

everyone in the world will forever remember where he or she was when they received the stunning news about the passing of

music icon Michael Jackson.



This Friday marks the one year anniversary of the king of pop's death.





How many of us true Michael Jackson fans would have ever thought that we would turn on the television one day and hear

about Michael Jackson dead at the age of 50? (if you just raised your hand your a damn lie!) it's Michael Jackson after all

The man who created thriller, the man who's music that people of all ages danced to



no matter how he looked



in which ever era fans remember him from







It is safe to say that there will never ever be another genius, Icon, trend setter, record breaker, humanitarian, ground breaker

as Michael Jackson. Like many of you I'm just disappointed that I will never get the chance to see him perform his craft on the

stage, However I am more mad at the fact that I'll never get the chance to meet him one day and ask him how me managed to

perform this dance number (my favorite of his all).




While gone from the world physically Michael Jackson's spirit will forever live on in the world through music , television as well

as movies. While words can never describe this entertainer and performer I thought I would take the time out to show u the

man at work

R.I.P Mike
















Sunday, June 13, 2010

Is it Worth the Train ride? And Bike riding in NYC!

Welcome to New York City the city that never sleeps,




its also the city where prices constantly rise and people struggle to survive.

Welcome back readers its that time again when I give you a laugh as well as a message of information wrapped in motivation,

You've read the topic so now its time to start. Is it me or does it seem like the price of NYC public transportation keeps rising?

every time us New Yorkers cut on the new there's talks about a fare hike of some sort there's even been talk about cutting the

school metro cards






However with so much going in involved with these fare hikes, us New Yorkers should be asking our selves a question

"Is it worth Train or Bus ride" and the answer is No!! we are not getting our moneys worth. While I've decided to exclude the bus

from this topic for various reasons I wanted to focus on the NYC trains at hand for reasons that some if not all of us can agree

on.

Does it seem like we are waiting longer and longer for trains to show up?





and then when they do show up you have to get on this crowded ass train



If you said yes to both of these questions then you reader have either gone through or go through the same experiences as

the other million or so New Yorkers. With that said if we can all raise our hand, how many of us have rode the A train either

going towards queens or Harlem?

If you've raised your hand then you know what I'm talking about, they should call this train the life of the train system aka

the Entertainment train. From the kids selling candy not for a basketball team but to keep money in their pockets to the

panhandlers trying to make a quick buck



You can not enjoy a decent train ride even with you Ipod on full blast, but its one thing that really makes riding this train the

most annoying.








While I'm not the type of person to joke about the homeless, However I will say this there are too many on the trains these

Not only can we not sit in a car that they are stretched out sleeping in, but every two stop on this A train



(and I literally mean two stops) there's one right behind each other with a cup in their hand asking for spare change.

So now not only do we have to pay 2.25 for a fare but now we also have to empty out out pockets of spare change to the

homeless also? now ask your self this question reader "Is all of this really worth the train ride?" Really?! .

And just when I thought I seen it all on the NYC trains (not just the A train) there's always something new that wasn't there

before. Have u been in a air conditioned train car and suddenly u smell



That's right I said it cigarettes, just like the title says "I couldn't make this ish up if i tried". My question is who said it was

cool to light up a boogie on the Train?! Really?! So now not only do we have to hear the panhandlers get harassed by the

homeless for our spare changer and occasional church goer''s sermon, but now I we all have to sit on the train like this




All because some idiot forgot rule number ONE!!




now really ask your self this question "Is it really worth the train ride?".


With that said its time to move on to my next topic, riding Bikes has come back in style again!




while I dont have too much of a problem with this trend I will say this to all those people who ride their bikes all around the

city , stay off the the side walks, these guys will give you a ticket in a heart beat.




And what ever you do remember that you are riding in New York "Get the eff out of the way!" City, so while your blowing

through those red light zig zagging in and out of traffic



with your ipod blasting away try to be alert for Cabs, trucks, buses, people and of course fire trucks and ambulances cause if

you don't chances are you'll wind up inside of a ambulance.


With that said I'm done leave me some feed back people, rather u want to be annoymous or not, I'll take it,

til next time, tell a friend to tell a friend!

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Aggravation Heat and Facial Tattoos

I'm back!!!! i know its been a while since the last time i wrote a blog, i apologize i been a little busy with work these days and

besides I've been trying to come up with a topic worth talking about, and then it hit me. Mother Nature is bi-polar ladies and

gentlemen! that's right when she's happy we get the heat, when she's mad we get rain and all types of cold weather.

However instead of going on and on about the different weather types we in NYC have been facing I've decided to just focus

on one the long summer of aggravation heat.



For those of you who don't know what Aggravation Heat is (aka nigga heat ;niggas do stupid shit, niggas don't know how to act)

Aggravation heat comes from the result of a very high intensity of heat, its a time when everything becomes aggravation, i

should know because I'm getting aggravated just sitting here writing this blog in my living room as my fan blows out hot air.








Walking to the store becomes aggravating, waiting for the train or the bus in the high intensity of heat is aggravating

people around you become aggravating and my favorite, every one of your sentences end with the phrase

"It's too hot for this shit!".

How ever there are cures for this aggravation heat syndrome, first thing you need to do

( if your like me your going to follow this too) get a damn air conditioner if you don't have one by now





Second thing get in some water or near it! there's no need to be hot and sticky







And last but not least get your self a slushy!!!!




Follow these cures and you won't find your self cursing people , punching people in the face, catching heat strokes.

Now on to my second topic of discussion and this topic has been all over my timeline on the twitter

Facial tattoo.




First of and for most who gave the green light to make getting a tattoo on your face a must have thing, was it this guy?



And if so, in the words of my cousin Taqiy, "who brought this guy to the party?!" lets seriously look at this growing trend

of a issue, all if not some of us has seen a person with a crazy looking tattoo on their face and we've all thought the same thing

or at least had a similar thought when examining this tattoo

"what would make a person get a tattoo on their damn face of all places?"



Now normally i would have some sort of answer to this thought, but with this topic i am just as confused as the rest of you

reading this, well maybe not too confused I've come to the conclusion that you are making some sort of bold statement

with a tattoo on your face, well more like a billboard on your face.







With that how crazy does a person have to be to get tattoos that look like this? (warning this will make your face turn up)







With that said LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS ON THE PAGE how else will i know if you read the blog? and be sure to check out my

other post if you haven't by now..til next time!